Pappu to Bunty: I'm not scared of proposing a girl. Bunty: Then what's the problem? Pappu: I'm scared about what would happen if she agrees!
Pappu: A car smashed into my bicycle, and I didn't even get a scratch. Bunty: How's that possible? Pappu: My sister, Pinky was riding it!
Bunty: Kaisa Hai Bhai? Pappu: Theek Hu, Tu Bata Bunty: Aur Padhai-Likhai Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai? Pappu: Dost Hai Dost Bankar Reh Saale, Rishtedaron Wali Harkatein Na Kiya Kar!!!